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Sarcasm. Gag Gifts. Snark & Literal Nonsense. If You’re Confused, You’re in the Right Place.

Weirdly useful, mostly intentional, fully nerdy: 3D printed gag gifts and novelty items for sarcastic souls.

*Not responsible for awkward laughter, inside jokes, or accidental self-reflection. May cause smirking, snorting, or impulse purchases.

Things Of Holding logo with a golden rune-covered pouch and glowing icons above bold, fantasy-style text.
F Bomb Arsenal Pic

When Diplomacy Fails, Deploy These.

Literal Nonsense logo with a stool in a sample jar and pushpins in a shelter. Tagline: See it. Say it. Groan loudly

Science Said ‘Don’t.’ We Printed It Anyway.

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Speak Fluent Sarcasm. Magnetically

Terrain of Holding logo with a castle, cottage, and D20 die. Tagline: Build your adventure.

Your Minis Deserve Better Real Estate

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