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Welcome to Things of Holding — where creativity meets sarcasm and 3D-printed magic becomes real life.

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Welcome to Things of Holding — an independent maker in Ketchikan, Alaska, creating funny gifts, snarky magnets, original tabletop games, stickers, keychains, and novelty humor. Everything is designed and produced in-house, with a healthy dose of sarcasm and nerdy creativity.

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Run by a lifelong nerd of the highest order (hi, it’s me), everything here is fueled by geeky joy, functional design, and a well-placed pun. We design and produce our pieces in-house on premium Bambu Lab printers using top-shelf materials — so your treasures are clean, durable, and built to survive travel, display, and everyday chaos.

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Things of Holding is home to several original product brands: Snark Magnets® for sarcastic magnets, stickers, and keychains; Diversion Dept™ for original tabletop games; F Bomb Arsenal™ for irreverent novelty gifts; and Literal Nonsense™ for ridiculous, literal-minded humor. Our products are designed and made in Alaska.

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What we believe in:

Making useful things that are also fun
Turning personality into physical objects
Supporting creativity, storytelling, and well-timed sarcasm
Building products that feel like they belong to the people who love them

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Small shop. Big personality. Slightly unhinged creativity. Cats on the payroll (still sleeping on the job). Grab something fun, laugh a little, and let’s make the world weirder in the best way.