Privacy Policy

🛡️ Privacy Policy

Welcome to Things of Holding, where we guard your privacy like a dragon guards treasure—with fire, fury, and absolutely zero tolerance for shady data deals. Here's the deal:

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🔐 No Selling. No Sharing. No Nonsense.

We do not, have never, and will never sell, trade, gift, barter, summon, or sacrifice your personal information to any third party. Not even for a +3 Potion of Algorithmic Advantage, +5 Google Cloak of Targeted Marketing, or a legendary Scroll of Sponsored Content.

Your information stays with us—secure, encrypted, and treated like a hoard of shiny dragon loot.

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💌 What We Collect (and Why)

We only collect the info we need to:

• Fulfill your order (name, address, email, etc.)

• Send you order updates or digital thank-you high fives

• Improve our shop and make more weird stuff you’ll probably love

We do not stalk you across the internet like a cursed NPC with abandonment issues. No creepy tracking pixels here.

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🍪 Cookies (Not the Edible Kind)

Yes, our site uses cookies. Not the chewy kind, unfortunately—just the techy ones that help the website run and remember what’s in your cart. You can disable them, but some parts of the site might stop behaving. Much like a rogue without caffeine.

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🧙 Security

We take your privacy and security seriously. We use SSL encryption and secure platforms to process payments. If anyone tries to hack us for your data, we’ll respond with maximum fireball.

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🧾 Third-Party Stuff

We use trusted platforms (like our web store and shipping tools) to make everything work smoothly. They only get the bare minimum info needed to do their jobs—no more, no less. They don't get to keep it, sell it, or stare at it for too long.

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✉️ Unsubscribing

If you ever signed up for our emails and decide you’ve had enough, just hit the unsubscribe link at the bottom of any message. We’ll be sad, but we won’t try to win you back with necromancy. Probably.

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📜 Updates to This Policy

We may update this policy occasionally, but if we ever do something weird with your info (we won’t), you’ll hear it from us first, not from some vague changelog or oracle's riddle.

Questions?
Head over to the Contact Form. Carrier pigeons not currently supported.

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Stay snarky, stay safe, and may your dice always roll nat 20s.
🧲 The Things of Holding Team