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Sarcasm. Gag Gifts. Snark & Literal Nonsense. If You’re Confused, You’re in the Right Place.

Weirdly useful. Mostly intentional. Fully nerdy.
3D-printed humor for sarcastic souls.
Small. Clever. Slightly inappropriate. Hard to resist.

*Not responsible for awkward laughter, inside jokes, or accidental self-reflection. May cause smirking, snorting, or impulse purchases.

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Things of Holding is an independent Alaska maker of funny gifts, snarky magnets, original tabletop games, stickers, keychains, and novelty humor. Our brands include Snark Magnets®, Diversion Dept™, F Bomb Arsenal™, and Literal Nonsense™, with products designed and made in Alaska.

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When Diplomacy Fails, Deploy These.

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How Will You Spread the Snark?

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Ambush Your Boredom!

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Science Said ‘Don’t.’ We Printed It Anyway.

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