Crayon Eater Sticker
 
Subtle? Never heard of it.
 
This Crayon Eater sticker delivers that bold, unapologetic humor with a design that doesn’t even try to behave—and that’s exactly the point.
 
Printed on premium matte vinyl sticker paper and sealed with a 3mil UV matte laminate, it’s built to last—resistant to scratches, fading, and everyday wear.
 
Perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, toolboxes, or anywhere that could use a little questionable life choice energy.
 
Official merch connected to The Hot Seat with Todd Spears — find the show on Rumble.
 
Approx. 3" wide x 1.5" tall
Matte vinyl + 3mil UV laminate
Strong adhesive
Small batch produced
Made in the USA
Produced and shipped by Things of Holding