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Death Before Decaf

Death Before Decaf – Snark Magnets™

 

Start your morning with dark humor and stronger coffee. This bold magnet serves up snark with every sip, reminding the world that decaf is not an option.

 

  • Size: 2.5" diameter

  • Material: Durable PLA plastic, 3D-printed for bold depth and detail

  • Design: “Death Before Decaf” skeleton warrior with steaming coffee cup

  • Made in Alaska ☕🛡️

 

A Things of Holding Snark Magnet original

 

Whether you’re a coffee purist, late-night adventurer, or just need to ward off decaf drinkers, this magnet makes a statement louder than your morning brew.

Death Before Decaf

Rating is 5.0 out of five stars based on 2 reviews
$6.00Price
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Only 9 left in stock

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    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
    Based on 2 reviews
    2 reviews
    • Vickie BFeb 04
      Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
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      Love this

      I always tell my friends, if you see me ordering Decaf, it is a signal that I am being kidnapped.

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    • ANDY P. (Andyman001)Oct 10
      Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
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      Elixer of life

      I mean, is there really a point to Decaf???

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