Death Before Decaf – Snark Magnets™

Start your morning with dark humor and stronger coffee. This bold magnet serves up snark with every sip, reminding the world that decaf is not an option.

Size: 2.5" diameter
Material: Durable PLA plastic, 3D-printed for bold depth and detail
Design: “Death Before Decaf” skeleton warrior with steaming coffee cup
Made in Alaska ☕🛡️

A Things of Holding Snark Magnet original

Whether you’re a coffee purist, late-night adventurer, or just need to ward off decaf drinkers, this magnet makes a statement louder than your morning brew.

Death Before Decaf

Name: Death Before Decaf
Brand: Snark Magnets
SKU: SMS001
Rating: 5 (1 reviews)

Rating is 5.0 out of five stars based on 1 review

$6.00

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Rated 5 out of 5 stars.

Based on 1 review

1 review

Vickie BFeb 04
Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
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Love this
I always tell my friends, if you see me ordering Decaf, it is a signal that I am being kidnapped.
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