Death Before Decaf – Snark Magnets™
 
Start your morning with dark humor and stronger coffee. This bold magnet serves up snark with every sip, reminding the world that decaf is not an option.
 
Size: 2.5" diameter
Material: Durable PLA plastic, 3D-printed for bold depth and detail
Design: “Death Before Decaf” skeleton warrior with steaming coffee cup
Made in Alaska ☕🛡️
 
A Things of Holding Snark Magnet original
 
Whether you’re a coffee purist, late-night adventurer, or just need to ward off decaf drinkers, this magnet makes a statement louder than your morning brew.