When diplomacy fails, light it up. Ideal for chaotic types who solve problems the old-fashioned (and flammable) way.
Measures approximately 3" x 4" x 0.16".
3D printed in Alaska, where the printers run hot and the humor runs a little sideways. Made from durable PLA plastic built to last through countless eye-rolls.
Fireball Solution
If something’s wrong with your order, let us know within 7 days and we’ll make it right—whether that means a replacement or refund. No drama, no dragons.
Just send us a quick message with a photo if things arrive bent, broken, or weirdly melty (it happens… rarely, but the sun is a bit dramatic sometimes).
We currently ship to U.S. addresses only—no international orders at this time (sorry, world). All orders ship via USPS, typically using flat rate options to keep things simple and speedy. Once your order hits the mail, you'll get a tracking number so you can stalk your snark in transit.
Processing time is usually 2–3 business days, though we’ll let you know if there’s any delay. Questions? Just holler.
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As a person who loves Dungeons & Dragons, this truely is the motto of every campaign that includes any spell caster!