Parenting Side Quest Snark Magnet™ Pack
 
Parenting isn’t real. This is a cursed side quest. Built for snack-negotiators, tantrum deflectors, and exhausted chaos wizards.
 
Includes 3 Snark Magnets™:
Snack Currency — “Snacks are currency around here.”
Dragon-Free Zone — “Dragon-free zone (mostly).”
Verily Cannot — “Verily, I cannot even today.”
Size: Each magnet measures 3" x 4" x 0.16"
Material: Durable PLA plastic, 3D-printed for bold depth and detail
Made in Alaska 🍪🐉
 
A Things of Holding Snark Magnets™ original
 
Because raising tiny adventurers requires maximum sarcasm.