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Stool Sample
💩 Stool Sample
Because maturity is overrated.
 
This highly scientific* sample contains one (1) perfectly preserved, absolutely tiny 3D-printed stool… inside a real prescription bottle. The label says “Stool Sample” because, well, obviously. Ideal for prank gifts, office gags, or just proving you have the best sense of humor in the room.
 
It’s ridiculous. It’s dumb. It’s perfect.
 
*May not be approved by any actual medical board.

Stool Sample

Rating is 5.0 out of five stars based on 2 reviews
$3.00Price
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  • We currently ship to U.S. addresses only—no international orders at this time (sorry, world). All orders ship via USPS, typically using flat rate options to keep things simple and speedy. Once your order hits the mail, you'll get a tracking number so you can stalk your snark in transit.

    Processing time is usually 2–3 business days, though we’ll let you know if there’s any delay. Questions? Just holler.

Reviews

Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
Based on 2 reviews
2 reviews
  • JaimieSep 17
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
    Verified
    Hilarious

    Well crafted, and packaged. I bought these as gag gifts for doctors at my clinic and 10/10 will buy again.

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    Holder of Things•
    Sep 17

    Aha! Well played! We approve of your snark and shenanigans. Thanks for the review and let us know if we can help aid and abed in any further mischief.

  • Earnie Sep 28
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
    Verified
    Great gag gift

    The nurse I've had for 15 years is retiring and we've always this back and forth off the cuff humor. She is going to love this! I saw one similar on Amazon for 3 times the cost but I prefer to help small businesses

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    Holder of Things•
    Sep 28

    Thank you for choosing us! We fully support your shenanigans and approve of off the cuff humor. 🤪

    We hope she has a wonderful retirement! Cheers!

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