Stool Sample

We currently ship to U.S. addresses only—no international orders at this time (sorry, world). All orders ship via USPS, typically using flat rate options to keep things simple and speedy. Once your order hits the mail, you'll get a tracking number so you can stalk your snark in transit.

Processing time is usually 2–3 business days, though we’ll let you know if there’s any delay. Questions? Just holler.

If something’s wrong with your order, let us know within 7 days and we’ll make it right—whether that means a replacement or refund. No drama, no dragons. 

Just send us a quick message with a photo if things arrive bent, broken, or weirdly melty (it happens… rarely, but the sun is a bit dramatic sometimes).

This item includes one 3D-printed miniature stool, measuring 1 inch in diameter and 1.5 inches tall, packaged inside a standard prescription bottle for novelty presentation.

Bottle options:

• Clear – 13 dram size

• Classic Orange – 8 dram size

Each stool is printed in durable PLA filament and fits comfortably within its chosen container. Ideal for display, novelty gifting, or as a quirky addition to any collection.

Note: This item is not intended for medical or diagnostic use.

WARNING: Choking Hazard. Keep out of reach of children. This is not a toy.